Late 20s New Yorker. I edit music videos occasionally.

 

starkstardisfromsunnydale asked
Random question, but I know you used to make House vids. My question is, did you make the (say) all I need House MD video? If so is there a way to see it? I can't seem to find it, and I wanted to show it to a friend.

Yes that was me. YouTube deleted most of my House videos. I’ve been trying to reupload it but nothing seems to be working. 

i think this is what anon was talking about: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/let-me-take-a-selfie

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I kind of wish I didn’t click that. 

I’m watching Sweeney Todd and missing my Dad like crazy. He’ll be gone 5 years this September. Anyway he loved that movie and he would walk around the house singing “God That’s Good” and “Pirelli’s Miracle Elixir” a lot. Only he didn’t know the words so he’d say things like “Mrs Lovett’s Pies! Sweet meat pies!” etc etc.

I remember the week he died my brother came over for dinner and we were screwing around with him as usual. 


Dad: You know where I heard of that song first?
Me: No
Dad: That movie with Ben Affleck
Joe: Paycheck?
Dad: No…
Me: No, that one came out a long time ago
Dad: The one with the girl
Me: Gigli?
Dad: No..
Joe: Pearl Harbor?
Dad: No no! The one with the girl from Jersey
(Joe and I share a look)
Me: OH! TRENTON GIRL?
Dad: No
Joe: Cleveland Girl?
Me: Poughkeepsie Girl?
Joe: Georgia Girl?
Me: Amboy Girl?
Dad: Yeah… that’s it. Anyway I saw it in that movie.

(two minutes pass)

Me: Hey dad…
Dad: Yea?
Me: What’s the name of that movie again? The Ben Affleck movie. About the GIRL… from JERSEY!?
Dad: (embarrassed smile)… JERSEY Girl!
Me and Joe: HEEEEEEEEEEY!

Then another two minutes after that:

Me: GOD DAMN YOU!
Dad: What?
Me: (singing) Mrs. Lovett’s meat pies, savory and sweet pies! IT’S STUCK IN MY HEAD!
Joe: (looks up) HEY! That’s that song from Jersey Girl!
Dad: THAT’S WHAT I SAID BEFORE!

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Commission for gooberfeesh, Mycroft and Greg taking a sick day together (watching Skyfall).

abitto:

Commission for gooberfeesh, Mycroft and Greg taking a sick day together (watching Skyfall).

I hate the first shower after a haircut. Bye bye cute hair. See you again in a few months after my next haircut. 

knightarcana:

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shakeshack:

Artist Nathan Pyle's gif guide to NYC street etiquette is handy for any city. Take it to the streets!

I WANT TO IMPLANT THIS IN THE BRAINS OF EVERY FUCKING NYC TOURIST AND NEWCOMER. 

This is London too omg

This is probably every major city but New Yorkers are famous for the invisible sidewalk lanes.

IF YOU EVER PLAN ON VISITING NYC, PLEASE READ THIS, THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.